Warren Smith

Full Name
warren smith

Nickname
dont have one

Born
nashville tenessee (for reals)

Home
i am currently homeless and hopefully that lasts for a long time

Stance
social libertarian

Favourite wave & local break
i dont know

Surfing Forte (Competitive, Big Wave, Free Surfer or other.)Why?
im competitive as hell. i surf so i can beat people at it.

What is your favourite word? either hoobastank or schmega. daddy fart

What is your least favourite word?
hate word- when old men say titties, being super stoked, dank

What turns you on?
wine dates, miles davis, powerful lips, pale skin, gothic babes who cut themselves, time traveling

What turns you off? not time traveling, cigs, grady archbold

What is your favourite swear word?
umm....loogie...toe jam? or whatevz

What sound or noise do you love?
huey p newton and shirley chisholm's podium voice, the new deertick, and satan

What sound or noise do you hate?
i dont know. i just came here to party.

What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt?
pizza delivery or a ninja. maybe a time traveler

What profession would you absolutely not want to attempt?
being fred durst would suck pretty bad

If heaven exists what would you like to hear God say to you at the pearly gates?
ummm.... something silly as hell. i doubt god speaks english though. i doubt he even speaks. maybe it just puts things in your brain. maybe it put these exact words in my brain. i dont know though. im just here to party.